One of the funniest things I have seen on television was the contrast between the cheeky cynical cynicism of the cynical old man in the Law and Order TV series with the sultry beauty of the blonde reality star going about her business in a bejeweled headdress while pounding her shaggy old hole with her husband. The contrast went on for several episodes, until something finally snapped into place and the old man took his fancy to the blond, who he had never seen in person before in all those years. Here are some other realities of life that the blonde reality star has been facing over the last several years:.