So your old lady is wearing those stretchy stockings that just gotta have some spunk in 'em, but she doesn't have any tattoos or piercings so where do you get some I just wanna stink up your stockings? Well, you could always scour the local newspaper, of course. But who wants to read about how depressing the weather is outside this week? I don't, and neither do you. Also, you might not like the idea of rubbing your bum all over a dirty pair of cheap vinyl panties while you're trying to pick up her kids from school..