Why is it that granny gets lonely in the kitchen? The reason is because she is outnumbered by a large and hungry multitude of single guys in the kitchen who would eat her out of house and home if they could. It's understandable, though, that granny has become a bit exasperated with these assclowns who cut into her territory uninvited for no apparent reason. These assclowns have made her believe that all she has to do is cook up some yummy potatoes pie and they will all leave. This is where I came in to save the day for granny who was my granny's sole breadwinner, the one person who helped pay the bills, took care of the children, cooked the meals, put on the washing and waxing, took out the trash, went shopping with the girls, and raised the kids..