If you are a woman who wants to teach your son a lesson in how to be dominant, you should check out Doe Projects - MIFOS (Mother-Inflicted Feline AIDS), a new educational program that helps mothers teach their children healthy lessons. The title is self-explanatory: A Lesson In How To Be Dominant, offered by the Special Education Department of the North American Interdepartment on Learning Technologies. The program is currently accepting applications from mothers who want to teach their children about healthy relationships. One such lesson is the art of coming first. The first person in line to scream at the child is...the mother!.