Lettuce Shoulders - Lettuce Leaves Me With A Swig - Lettuce Heads Off To Europe! By Avi Frister Inset: Lettuce Leaves Me High And Dry After An Unsuccessful First Week At Work. After being left by her boyfriend, Lettuce (Oxley Sewell) is determined to make something of her life...but first, she must overcome a run-in with a doorman. As luck would have it, Lettuce accidentally gets locked into an all-girls' dorm room, where she attempts to scale the wall with a crowbar and bangs a glass in the head of one of the other female students. As this spills over into the rest of the college classroom, however, the girls begin to investigate the episode, which turns out to be a case of mistaken identity - and Lettuce gets the chance to prove herself to be more than just a punk. But can she win the affections of a man destined for higher office?