This is a real old time video, but a true one, and you can relate: My granny was an independent, intelligent woman, smart as a skull, and nearly as smart as my mother. She was the head of the family (and the only woman in it), so she didn't get any girlfriends, much less a screaming, bleeding mess like my mother-in-law, but she still had a strong sex drive and was always willing to go out for a drink or two with her friends to keep her mind off of her nasty little secret. That's when it happened: A loud, drunken knock at the door caused her to break into a cold sweat as she screamed "My husband! My husband!"