Before I start telling you how I hooked up with my busty blonde girlfriend, I would like to tell you that when I decided to finally get her, I did everything I could to make sure that the whole thing wouldn't be a big flop. I tried everything out of a fantasy role playing game, and even though that didn't work, we tried some other things. After a few months of trying, I finally had enough and decided that the time was right to try out a real life threesome with my girlfriend. And boy did she let me down. Here is how the night went down: