The most amazing thing about Old Hair Grandpa's life is that he never shaved his pubic hair for all these years. It looks like he hasn't shaved his balls for twenty-five years, because he only rides his young big dick around the house when his tail is out of the window (pardon the pun). I'm going to say this right away: Old Hair Grandpa is my new favorite hairstyle. I am taking over his daughter's dating show and gifting her a subscription for Old Hair Television.