After my husband had sex with my "special" girlfriend, I decided it was time to get some advice from the "real" ladies about what my horny stepmother felt when she was propositioned by a young male who wanted her big black toes. I gathered enough information for an interesting report, and I got to tell all my friends about how I learned that my stepmother-to-be felt nothing but love and gratitude for the handsome young man who dared to ask her to be his girlfriend. Here is what she said: "I told him, "You're way out of class, honey. If you want to get my phone ringin ', you better show me what a big boy you are."