A new trend in handbags and "Blow Jobs" is to make a video of yourself giving blowjobs and posting it on You Tube. I have some good news for blondes: We are about to see the Rise of the New Milf Club, and there is only one word that you need to say to your big titted Latina girlfriend (who has yet to catch on to this): HUGELY. The club will be available to all women over forty who are willing to stand up for their man and refuse to accept a handbag as a valid substitute for a boyfriend. In fact, it will be the club that encourages women to be wimps and cunts instead of prim and proper mature ladies looking for romance and sex.