Where's My Fucking Beer? Mom Fucks while Dad s. steps out in a huff, Mom goes to the kitchen and gets the beer (which has been refrigerated beforehand), and the two take a seat and have a good time talking about how dad left and how much he loved his wife. While everyone is laughing and enjoying the evening, the wife comes to find her big juicy legs covered in beer, and guess what...the beer is actually her son's, not hers!