"My secret to being a happy young camper is to always wear big boobs. The big boobs will attract the big boobs." I hear you say, but my response to that is not a secret at all! I believe that if I wore a pair of stretchy denim shorts instead of a tight little dress, I would be much happier and I don't think the ladies would mind either. Wearing big boobs and a tight little dress is the difference between turning heads and being ignored in the streets.