So you've been invited to a housewarming party by your much-to-be-soon Russian bride-to-be, and as the host of the party, you have a tough decision to make: Should you take the perky but slightly overweight Russian stepmother into your home for an evening of lovemaking or leave her at a friend's house? After all, even though you're a generous man, you would prefer that neither Alice nor any of her cute, skinny Russian friends ever get hurt during the course of a night of affection. After all, it's your house, and you will set the rules.